Once again it is a Wednesday, a nice short day in which everyone departs the horrors of school to get home early. And once again I find myself procrastinating. Things I should be doing but am not are...
1. Maths Pythag homework.
2. English-picking apart Hone Tuwhare's poem "No Ordinary Sun."
3. Studying for Japanese writing test on Friday.
Yup. Not much but still worthy of leaving off until later me thinks. Besides, it has been raining. I want to bask in that awesome feeling that comes with being warm and dry whilst watching the rain trickle down my windows. PLUS I have recently got hold of an incredible recipe that I am going to share with you now. Want to know what it is for?
CAKE IN A CUP!
ZOMG! Excitement yeah?! I'm excited. I'm going to do maths and english then go make a cake in a cup, whine a bit about Jap homework, go on bebo, put some angsty comment on my page regarding homework and internals and then I will do my Jap homework.
ANYWAY, I shall leave you with this wonderful recipe, ciao!
Cake in a Cup:
Ingredients
* 4 tablespoons flour
* 4 tablespoons sugar
* 2 tablespoons cocoa
* 1 egg
* 3 tablespoons milk
* 3 tablespoons oil
* 1 dash vanilla
* 1 dash salt (optional)
* 1 dash baking powder (optional)
Directions
1.Put all ingredients in a large mug and mix well.
2.Microwave for 3 minutes.
3.You will see cake rise, but it will fall when you take it out of the microwave. Microwave times may vary. If it looks done 15 or so seconds earlier, take it out.
4.Eat, but be careful, it's HOT!
Tuesday, April 28, 2009
Awkward Moments
Ahh yes. Awkward moments. Don't we just love them all? I know I do. They are mildy amusing wouldn't you agree? Lets go through our favourites...
1. The wonderful-ness of walking into someone, then stepping the same way like three times before clearing off. It's like dancing with strangers in the street!
2. When you see someone you know but aren't really friends with and you smile at them and do that thing most kiwi's do that makes me laugh in which you tilt your head upwards and if you're really daring you raise your eyebrows at the same time. It's like a native greeting. Anyway, you keep catching the person-you-know-but-not-really's eye and it is awkward.
3. AWKWARD SILENCES!!!!!!!!! Which is why some genius child invented the awkward silence turtle. Ahhh how I love these silences, such great random things get said. I do recall being on the phone to someone I shan't mention and during one of these silences they randomly blurted out Jane* has a urinary tract infection!
*Names changed for privacy lol
4. Seeing someone you were trying to avoid! Ahaha this is by far my favourite, because each person is like holy cow I'm obliged to start talking now um um um um and it is incredibly awkward.
5. Watching inappropriate movies with parents or with friens and THEIR parents. Hasn't everyone seen a movie that has multiple sex scenes and you sit there squirming uncomfortabally because you are watching SEX with your PARENTS? And you're pretty much thinking oh my god let it be over PLEASE! Yeah these always make for good stories...
So, I have to go and watch House in which Cutner shoots himself! GASP! So if you have more awkward moments please feel free to drop me a comment with an awkward moment! Preferably personal stories please as they could be entertaining for us all!
Ciao!
1. The wonderful-ness of walking into someone, then stepping the same way like three times before clearing off. It's like dancing with strangers in the street!
2. When you see someone you know but aren't really friends with and you smile at them and do that thing most kiwi's do that makes me laugh in which you tilt your head upwards and if you're really daring you raise your eyebrows at the same time. It's like a native greeting. Anyway, you keep catching the person-you-know-but-not-really's eye and it is awkward.
3. AWKWARD SILENCES!!!!!!!!! Which is why some genius child invented the awkward silence turtle. Ahhh how I love these silences, such great random things get said. I do recall being on the phone to someone I shan't mention and during one of these silences they randomly blurted out Jane* has a urinary tract infection!
*Names changed for privacy lol
4. Seeing someone you were trying to avoid! Ahaha this is by far my favourite, because each person is like holy cow I'm obliged to start talking now um um um um and it is incredibly awkward.
5. Watching inappropriate movies with parents or with friens and THEIR parents. Hasn't everyone seen a movie that has multiple sex scenes and you sit there squirming uncomfortabally because you are watching SEX with your PARENTS? And you're pretty much thinking oh my god let it be over PLEASE! Yeah these always make for good stories...
So, I have to go and watch House in which Cutner shoots himself! GASP! So if you have more awkward moments please feel free to drop me a comment with an awkward moment! Preferably personal stories please as they could be entertaining for us all!
Ciao!
Sunday, April 26, 2009
Tights Are NOT Pants
How many times must I say this?? TIGHTS ARE NOT PANTS!!! I don't understand this new frenzy in which girls feel the need to wear NORMAL SIZED T-SHIRTS AND SHIRTS WITH TIGHTS. It makes no sense! It looks WEIRD! We can see your undie lines woman! And on top of all this, it makes you appear as if you forgot your pants on your way out to work in the morning because you need a coffee and want a Continental cup-a-soup but that's for later in the afternoon when three-thirty-itis occurs so you wander around dazed WITH NO PANTS. I truly do not understand this frenzy. Neither do the fug girls, who are amazing, check 'em out. www.gofugyourself.com
Ciao!
Ciao!
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