Awkward Moments

Ahh yes. Awkward moments. Don't we just love them all? I know I do. They are mildy amusing wouldn't you agree? Lets go through our favourites...

1. The wonderful-ness of walking into someone, then stepping the same way like three times before clearing off. It's like dancing with strangers in the street!

2. When you see someone you know but aren't really friends with and you smile at them and do that thing most kiwi's do that makes me laugh in which you tilt your head upwards and if you're really daring you raise your eyebrows at the same time. It's like a native greeting. Anyway, you keep catching the person-you-know-but-not-really's eye and it is awkward.

3. AWKWARD SILENCES!!!!!!!!! Which is why some genius child invented the awkward silence turtle. Ahhh how I love these silences, such great random things get said. I do recall being on the phone to someone I shan't mention and during one of these silences they randomly blurted out Jane* has a urinary tract infection!
*Names changed for privacy lol

4. Seeing someone you were trying to avoid! Ahaha this is by far my favourite, because each person is like holy cow I'm obliged to start talking now um um um um and it is incredibly awkward.

5. Watching inappropriate movies with parents or with friens and THEIR parents. Hasn't everyone seen a movie that has multiple sex scenes and you sit there squirming uncomfortabally because you are watching SEX with your PARENTS? And you're pretty much thinking oh my god let it be over PLEASE! Yeah these always make for good stories...

So, I have to go and watch House in which Cutner shoots himself! GASP! So if you have more awkward moments please feel free to drop me a comment with an awkward moment! Preferably personal stories please as they could be entertaining for us all!

Ciao!