Ethiopians and Gondwanese People

So I have come to the conclusion that Jesus was actually ETHIOPIAN. Don't ask me how I got to this conclusion, but he was meant to be black right? So therefore I deduced that he was from Ethiopia (or what used to be known as Abyssinia). Because it seems fitting that Jesus was from Ethiopia. I mean, he can run SUPER fast too. And he's black. And technically we're all African anyway. I mean we have traced DNA all the way back to one chick in Africa, therefore we are all African. Partly. Which makes the Maori also African. Because they just migrated all over the place whilst the world was still Gondwanaland. Which is a way cooler name than "Europe" and "America" and "Asia." Gondwanaland is just one of those FUN words to say, like numnah, or nunchucks (yes it is actually nuNchucks, we have had a long and lengthy discussion about this resulting in Googling and such whihc confirmed that it is not nuMchucks but nuNchucks). Anyway, this technically makes us ALL Gondwanese. Which is very cool. Well I think so. But then again I also think Zac Efron IS God and High School Musical Three was the pinnacle of awesome.

Anyway I figured that when people say "Ethiopia" or "Abyssinia" we can all stop immediatly thinking of hungry dying children and Joseph Kony and think Hey, that's where Jesus came from.

Although he technically came from Israel, but it was all one and the same in Gondwanaland anyway. Maybe we should just stick with calling him Gondwanese? yes, a much better idea.

And that concludes today's practical theory. You've all just earned a mediocre TWO credits.
NCEA is taking over.

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